"Hot Mom Contest" I decided that I will start holding an annual HOTMOM Contest soon as I write my proposal to Obama! This is what it will look something like.

HOTMOMS will compete just like the Miss America Pageant. But they will have to include info on how many kids they have, what ages the children are and how many divorces they have on their rap sheet.

This will all go into consideration. Say they are a hot 42 yr old that has 7 kids and 2 divorces and still is good looking, they will be given higher score than a 32 yr old with one kid and only 1 divorce. Does this make sense???

They will still have a Talent section and General knowledge Questionnaire to show that they have not just got by on life by being a Trophy Wife.

But I will be like the Black Donald Trump of the Ms America Pageant. This is my goal and I am now accepting applications.

The winner will receive 10,000 dollars in Plastic Surgery, A new Pair of Puma's and a Week cruise to the Bahamas! Lord knows you Moms need it!