Puma's Cougars and Sabre Tooth Tigers

Now Sabre Tooth's are the oldest in the Cougar Clan. These women have been around for decades. These are the 45+ yr old chicks that on a well lit day you'd probably run away for fear that they would swallow your soul whole. But on a dark, drunken night they can come in handy even though after you migt want to slit your own wrists.

Now Cougars are a lil different. When I hear the word Cougar I thnk of Blanche on the Golden Girls.

These are the women that are a Lil older and more experienced than their younger feline cousins the Puma's. There a little more weathered in the face and they aren't in the kinda shape they once were. But on a slow drunken night they come in very handy and can show you some things yu never would've known about messin with a younger chick.

Let's talk about Puma's! These are my Favorite kind of Feline in the Cougar Family, These are the young 30's to early 40's HotMoms that still are in good shape, have nice Upgraded +2's and maybe a divorce or 2 on their Resume's.

So now that you know the 3 types in the Cougar fam go out there and make me proud and stay away from those young girls! You heard what happened to R Kelly right?!